names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
Well I’m a waste like you, with nothing else to do. May I waste your time, too?
hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
YOU CAN NEVER SAVE YOUR GAME TOO MANY TIMES. ALWAYS BE SURE TO SAVE YOUR GAME OFTEN. SAVE YOUR GAME BEFORE DOING ANYTHING IMPORTANT. SAVE YOUR GAME AGAIN. THEN SAVE YOUR GAME.
idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
there are days I just get so sad for no reason it’s such a struggle to get out of bed and act normal and talk to people I wish I was joking
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy